1 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,379 Hmm. 2 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,425 Is life boring? 3 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,887 -Dull? -Uh... 4 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,015 Gray? Banal? 5 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,059 Every day... 6 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,478 so small? 7 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,773 Have you simply seen it all? 8 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,277 Well then, roll up! 9 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:55,073 Roll up! Brave souls of... 10 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,075 circus loving... 11 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,914 Fresh from our sellout world tour. 12 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,415 The most stomach-churning, 13 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:08,962 brain-blowing, eyeball-bursting show on Earth! 14 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:12,799 -♪ Are you ready for monsters? -♪ Monster, monster ♪ 15 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,593 -♪ Do you have the guts? ♪ -♪ Do you have the guts? ♪ 16 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,472 -♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ -♪ Monsters ♪ 17 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,307 ♪ Aren't you scared you'll go nuts? ♪ 18 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,184 ♪ Think you'll go nuts? ♪ 19 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:26,146 ♪ Are you ready for monsters that'll drive you insane? ♪ 20 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,689 ♪ That'll turn your legs to jelly ♪ 21 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,482 ♪ And then explode your brain? ♪ 22 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,192 ♪ Your ears will pop, your heart will stop ♪ 23 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,694 ♪ But still they entertain! ♪ 24 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,445 ♪ Your eyes will melt down to your bowels ♪ 25 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,697 ♪ But sing right through the pain! ♪ 26 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:39,784 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 27 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,122 Then, behold! 28 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,207 Dr. Horatio Dislocation! 29 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,959 The Human Knot! 30 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,588 Stupid leg! 31 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,300 Oh... that hurts. 32 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:04,225 Brace your breeches for Mademoiselle Miranda Cassandra! 33 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,644 She sees your future! 34 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,273 I see! 35 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,483 Heart disease. Stroke. 36 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,611 Kidney failure. Oh, drowning. 37 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,655 Well done! 38 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,368 And now, 39 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:25,330 Taj and Tej, the titanium twins! 40 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:30,710 They walk over burning, broken glass! 41 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,510 Oh, cruel, cruel nature! 42 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,346 Come closer if you can stand it! 43 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,764 Just sixpence a stare! 44 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:45,099 But try not to be sick on my shoes. 45 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:47,644 -I'm stuck! -My contact lens! 46 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:49,896 You owe me three months' wages! 47 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,028 I'm a failure. 48 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,655 I'm broke. 49 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:04,077 A lifelong career in the scaring people business ends here. 50 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,704 Why can't I have a hit? 51 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,414 Not scary enough. 52 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,626 People around here are already frightened 53 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,212 of something much scarier. 54 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,546 Scarier? 55 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,508 What could possibly be scarier? 56 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,846 Castle Grotteskew. 57 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:27,267 No human has ever set foot there. 58 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,895 For none would return alive. 59 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:36,025 They say there's monsters in there. 60 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,742 Arabella! Come inside, right now! 61 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,287 Oh, Nan! 62 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:33,833 Live! Live! Live! 63 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:39,005 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 64 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,923 It's-- it's not ready. 65 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,801 Just need another moment here. 66 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,763 Initiate the sequence. 67 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,649 I need the tongs. 68 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,943 No, no, the electrodes. 69 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:04,072 Professor! You'll overload the system. 70 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,116 Uh... 71 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:14,040 And now engage the animator. 72 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,375 It's rusted! 73 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,211 Rusted? 74 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,093 The animator! 75 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,430 Ooh. It's going to explode! 76 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,060 Ooh! It's going to explode. 77 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,735 It's not fair! 78 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,080 Engage the-- 79 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,256 Oh! 80 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,558 Almost Life. 81 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:16,727 Almost Life. 82 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,157 -We did it! -I did it! 83 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:32,452 Welcome to Almost Life. 84 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,537 Registered trademark, patents pending. 85 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,417 Ooh! 86 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,544 Gosh, quite high. 87 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,632 Okay, a little bit-- 88 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,969 Hmm? 89 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,598 Oh! Look at that. 90 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,856 Oh! Top notch. 91 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,983 Cheese! 92 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:09,864 My greatest crea-- ooh! No, no, no. Wait. 93 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,494 Oh, I say. Magnificent! 94 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:20,291 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 95 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,667 Mwah! 96 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,798 Welcome to Almost Life. 97 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,592 Registered trademark, patents pending. 98 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:33,721 You may be feeling some side effects, including dizziness, 99 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,474 faulty vision, itching, constipation, 100 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,851 restless legs, uncontrollable spasms, 101 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,605 and a tendency to monster rampages. 102 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,028 Avoid swimming, driving, or operating heavy machinery. 103 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,825 Uh? 104 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,834 You may want to close your eye. 105 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,336 Huh? 106 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,094 Oh. 107 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,892 Huh. 108 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,608 Uh... 109 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,783 Oh! 110 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,206 Welcome to Castle Grotteskew. 111 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,213 Oh. Mm... 112 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,800 Uh? 113 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,972 Oh. 114 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,144 Almost Life in Castle Grotteskew. 115 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,395 An introduction. 116 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,398 You are a monster. 117 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:11,652 You want to be monstrous. It's in your nature. 118 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,489 But monstrousness is dangerous. 119 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,074 Monstrousness makes noise. 120 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,286 Monstrousness attracts attention. 121 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,039 Below the castle is a town. 122 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,416 No monster has ever set foot there, 123 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,835 for none would return alive. 124 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,546 Know what townsfolk hate? 125 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,548 Monsters. 126 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,050 Too much monstrousness, 127 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,886 and the townsfolk will form an angry mob, 128 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:40,473 storm the castle and burn it to the ground. 129 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:43,768 Any monstrousness, be it just the smallest howl... 130 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,188 ...will mean angry mobs, 131 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,775 castle storming, and burning to the ground. 132 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,864 You are a monster. 133 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,991 You want to be monstrous? 134 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,285 Don't. 135 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,829 Stay hidden. 136 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,164 Stay quiet. 137 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,874 Stay safe. 138 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,936 Feel like any more monster rampages? 139 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,647 No! 140 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,698 Oh! Are you an angry mob? 141 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,825 Are you going to burn me to the ground? 142 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,243 Whoa! 143 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,705 -No. -Oh, phew! 144 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,373 That was close. 145 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,709 This way. 146 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,211 Whoa. 147 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,588 Is this a castle? 148 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:58,092 Oh! I've never been in a castle. 149 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,095 To be honest, I can't remember having been anywhere. 150 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,472 That's normal when you're working to Almost Life. 151 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,807 I'll show you around. 152 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,517 Oh, yes. 153 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,602 A tour of the castle. 154 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:13,691 I love tours almost as much as I love castles. 155 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,985 At least I think I do. 156 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,695 ♪ We live in a castle ♪ 157 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,321 ♪ We live in a castle ♪ 158 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:22,366 ♪ We, me and you, we both live in a castle ♪ 159 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:26,120 ♪ We live in a castle, a very big castle ♪ 160 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,540 You're my bestest best friend ever. 161 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,418 I knew that as soon as you said you weren't going to 162 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,171 burn me to the ground, which is really weird, 163 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,089 because I don't even know your name. 164 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,133 -Stitch Head. -And if you don't tell me, 165 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,511 I'm going to have to call you... Stitch Head or something. 166 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,180 -Stitch Head. -Come to think of it, 167 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,015 I don't even know my own name. 168 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,725 -Stitch Head. -No. 169 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,686 It would be very confusing if we're both called Stitch Head. 170 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,563 My name is Stitch Head. 171 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,231 I knew you'd like it. 172 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,817 Pleased to meet you, Stitch Head. 173 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,277 My name is... 174 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,614 Oh. 175 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,951 Gordon, Graham, Garin, Gary, 176 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:10,581 Gazza, Gonzo, Garfield, Galahad... 177 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,082 Gwyneth? 178 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,252 Golgogot, Gorgonzola... 179 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,130 Master dungeon with en suite latrine. 180 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,965 -This is where you sleep. -Oh. 181 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,725 Help! 182 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,727 We're going to be eaten. 183 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,020 I don't want to be eaten. 184 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,814 I'm only... 185 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,109 23 minutes old. 186 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,904 This is... Creature. 187 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,782 Creature? Oh. 188 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,117 -Creature. -Creature. 189 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,245 These are the monsters. 190 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,538 Oi. 191 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,290 So not an angry mob? 192 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,667 An angry mob?! 193 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,340 No. Not an angry mob. 194 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,760 Right-o. 195 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,637 Bedtime, everyone. 196 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,888 The sun'll be up soon. 197 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,809 Has anyone seen my light? 198 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,531 Story. 199 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:31,495 "And so, by staying quiet and out of sight, 200 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,330 "the monsters were safe. 201 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,416 "And the angry mob never came 202 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,459 "to burn their castle to the ground. 203 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:42,047 And that's how they almost lived happily ever after." 204 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,426 Sleep tight. 205 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,855 -Stitch Head? -Yes? 206 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,273 Um... 207 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,609 Where do I come from? 208 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,278 Are there, uh... 209 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,114 mummy monsters and daddy monsters, and do they, uh... 210 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,033 Uh... 211 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,580 You don't believe that, do you? 212 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,125 I guess you're old enough to know. 213 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,210 48 minutes. 214 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,505 Well, what's the first thing you remember? 215 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,966 Oof, so long ago. 216 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,844 A laboratory. 217 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,721 A mad laboratory. 218 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:36,393 Oh! The maddest mad laboratory I've ever seen. 219 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,853 I think. 220 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,688 And who was in it? 221 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:43,275 You! 222 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,486 Apart from me. 223 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,072 A mad professor! 224 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,074 The mad professor. 225 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,867 He made you. 226 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,912 He awoke you to Almost Life. 227 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,666 You and all the other monsters here. 228 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,669 All of them? 229 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,839 Even... you? 230 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,092 I... 231 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,928 I was the professor's very first creation. 232 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,597 Wow! The very first! 233 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:18,185 Hey, I bet the professor totally loves you! 234 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,646 Well, actually, the professor-- 235 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,942 He's very busy, with all his patents pending and so on. 236 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,237 I'm not even sure he knows who I am. 237 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,449 But... but that's sad. 238 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,411 I feel sad. 239 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,997 It doesn't feel nice. 240 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,460 Well, good night. 241 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,130 Night. Night. 242 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,464 Sleep tight, Stitch Head. 243 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,049 All right, Stitch Head. 244 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,098 We love you, Stitch Head! 245 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,482 It's very good. Oh, yes. 246 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,984 Very good, one of my best. 247 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,778 Oh! 248 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,196 Good night, Professor. 249 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:16,827 What if the knees were connected to the ears? 250 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,620 Yes! 251 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,206 No. No, no, no, no. 252 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,252 Oops, this is a bit of an ankle. 253 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,754 That's all it is. That's all it is. 254 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,257 It's not a problem. It's an opportunity, so... 255 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,759 No-- 256 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,392 Bong! 257 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,061 What's that, Stitch Head? 258 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,896 It's coming from the great door! 259 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856 -There's someone there! -Someone outside! 260 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,149 Oh, that's nice. 261 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,400 No, it's not! 262 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,610 -No one ever comes! -Ever! 263 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,946 Not in any of our almost lives! 264 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,489 It's here! 265 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,574 What? 266 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,076 An angry... 267 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,245 Just everyone stay calm. 268 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,414 ...mob. 269 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,167 No! 270 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:51,296 Shh! No noise. Remember? 271 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,422 Oh, right. 272 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,799 My bad. 273 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,266 Mm? 274 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,458 And good morning to you! 275 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,711 Fulbert Freakfinder at your service 276 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,796 with my traveling carnival of unnatural wonders, 277 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,257 of which you have undoubtedly heard! 278 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,843 Never has a sight more terrifying 279 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,388 been seen by a human eye. 280 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,518 No visitors. 281 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,646 Oh. 282 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,941 Now I know people could be cruel. 283 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,153 Why, as even folks down in Guggers Munchkin says, 284 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,823 there's a monster in this here castle! 285 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,828 But as I always say, 286 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,456 one person's monster 287 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,542 is another's poor, misunderstood creature, 288 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:15,464 cursed by cruel fate to look just a teeny weeny bit... 289 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,757 ...odd! 290 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,675 Let them down, good. 291 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,719 Come on! 292 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,848 And one person's hideous disfigurement 293 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,477 is another man's business opportunity! 294 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,235 And so I was wondering... 295 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,029 ...whether we could have a chat... 296 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:46,328 ...about careers in the entertainment industry! 297 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,209 Boss! It hurts! 298 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,294 Shh! It's coming! 299 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,129 Ooh, it's never gonna work! 300 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,340 Please hurry up! 301 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,050 My groin! 302 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,510 Ow! 303 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,345 Quiet! 304 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,603 Towards the walls! 305 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,356 Oh, there you are, my dear. 306 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,483 Other way! Other way! 307 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,319 Ah! Lovely day for it! No, no, left! 308 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,154 My left! The other left! 309 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,033 Coming! 310 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,285 Gah! 311 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,328 I say... 312 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,498 Wouldn't mind giving me a bit of a hand, would you? 313 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,208 No visitors. 314 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:37,629 Ah! Um... sorry? 315 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,798 No visitors. 316 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,759 Please, excuse me. 317 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,928 It's me. Not you! 318 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,263 Speak it your way! 319 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,899 No visitors. 320 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,944 But my dear boy... 321 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,822 You're... 322 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,615 hideous! 323 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,912 They'd... love you! 324 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,081 Love you! 325 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,458 I told you so! 326 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,961 Love you! Love you! 327 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,965 Doesn't hurt! 328 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,759 I'm fine! 329 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,596 Ow... 330 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,058 Love you... 331 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,948 And? Was it an angry mob? 332 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,493 Did they want to burn down the castle? 333 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,788 Are we all gonna die?! 334 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:57,084 No. No, they'd... love me. 335 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,461 I mean, just go back to bed. 336 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,755 There's something I need to check. 337 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,884 Oof! 338 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,848 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 339 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:55,475 -You did it! -Did what? 340 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,311 Oh, wait till the professor finds out! 341 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,605 He's gonna really love you now! 342 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,650 Live, live! 343 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,571 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 344 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,657 -See? He's busy. -So what? 345 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,492 You saved the castle! 346 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,077 He won't pay attention. 347 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,914 All right. I've got a plan. Don't worry. 348 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,293 I've put all my brainpower into it. 349 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,669 Oh. 350 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,504 I call it... 351 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,632 Dingle-Dangle! 352 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:31,011 Transformers! 353 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,513 -A simple spanner. -Professor! 354 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,015 It's Stitch Head! 355 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:38,435 -Electrodes! -Your first ever creation! 356 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,353 He loves you! 357 00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:46,193 Initiate the sequence. Ah! 358 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:54,075 And now, engage the animator! 359 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,952 Just talk to him! 360 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,122 Whoa! 361 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,541 Oh! 362 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,233 Oh... 363 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,987 Professor? 364 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,490 Oh, my goodness. 365 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,158 You? 366 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,828 There was a man, at the gate, and... 367 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,665 and he wanted me to join the circus. 368 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,334 And he said people would love me. 369 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:48,838 He said people would love me, but I said no. 370 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,341 And I made him go away. 371 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:55,762 Because you need me here, right? 372 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,306 But I had no idea. 373 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,643 I never imagined. 374 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:07,691 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 375 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,193 And I really mean it this time. 376 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,445 Oh, you are a beauty, aren't you? 377 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,037 Oh! 378 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,375 Stitch Head! The monster! 379 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,627 He's going on a monster rampage! 380 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,337 That's what usually happens. 381 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:33,341 Someone has to stop it before he destroys the whole castle! 382 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,218 I'd better show you how, then. 383 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,763 Me? 384 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,644 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 385 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,231 Ha! Oh! 386 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,943 Welcome to Almost Life. 387 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,653 Registered trademark. 388 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:54,946 Patents pending. 389 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,365 -Oh, no! -You may be feeling... 390 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,118 You may be feeling... 391 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,122 Disorientation, restless leg-- 392 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,000 -Mirror. -Dizziness? Ow. 393 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,461 -Trapdoor. -Headaches? Ow! 394 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,639 Monster wash. 395 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,643 The controls are pretty obvious. 396 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,103 They are? 397 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,023 Oh, help! 398 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,777 Stitch Head! 399 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,031 Little-- 400 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,122 Stitch-- Stitch Head... 401 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:55,006 Make sure they see the film. 402 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,220 And don't forget to rewind. 403 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,689 You are a monster. 404 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,565 You want to be monstrous. 405 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,945 But monstrousness is dangerous. 406 00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:18,655 Monstrousness makes noise. 407 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,574 Monstrousness attracts attention. 408 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,771 They'll love you! 409 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,441 I'm here! This way! 410 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:56,234 I want to come with you! 411 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,697 Come on board, my boy! 412 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,745 Take my hand! 413 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:12,125 Up, Mimi, up! 414 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,927 -Stitch Head! -Jump! 415 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,433 Mm? 416 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,900 Oh! 417 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,198 Stitch Head! 418 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,533 Oh, whoa! 419 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,875 Mama! 420 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,543 So predictable. 421 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,754 Ah! 422 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,589 -Ah! -Stitch Head! 423 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,759 How's that? 424 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,469 No! 425 00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:07,806 Whoa! 426 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,517 -Oh! -Don't look! 427 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,982 No! 428 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,819 -Uh... -Oh! 429 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,195 -Hey! -Bang on! 430 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:23,822 Well done! 431 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,263 More power! 432 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:52,308 I'm giving her all she's got! 433 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,018 Uh... 434 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,567 You have to let go. 435 00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:03,236 No. 436 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,770 -It's bedtime! -The sun is coming up! 437 00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,689 And Stitch Head isn't here! 438 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,608 No! 439 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:45,403 We don't know what to do! 440 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:49,324 And so, by staying quiet, 441 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:53,036 and out of sight, the monsters were safe. 442 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:57,624 But then, Stitch Head left for the town. 443 00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,960 So now, it's only a matter of time 444 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:05,381 before the angry mob comes to burn their castle to the ground. 445 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:10,303 And then they won't almost live happily ever after, ever again. 446 00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:13,890 Sorry. 447 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,434 So, are we just meant to huddle here 448 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,270 clutching each other in pure terror? 449 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:22,440 Um, yeah? 450 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,192 Good plan. 451 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:36,037 Don't let anybody see him. 452 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,711 We'll have none of that. 453 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,254 But they came from the castle. 454 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,507 And they've got someone with them. 455 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,968 Nothing good can come from the castle. 456 00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:52,261 It's full of monsters. 457 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,514 Oh, give me those. 458 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,766 Maybe they're friendly! 459 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,768 Oh, that's what they want you to think. 460 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:02,605 They want you to lower your guard for just one minute, 461 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,357 and then, boom! 462 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:08,486 They'll be in. Your. Brain! 463 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,365 All for your own protection. 464 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,575 But they think it's for theirs, you see? 465 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,121 Show business, my boy. 466 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:20,581 Don't worry. 467 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:22,458 They'll love you. 468 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:32,385 Good sir, would you not care to see something horrific? 469 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,847 Something to steal your sanity and your bladder control? 470 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,849 -Mm-mm. -Fair lady! 471 00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:41,102 So, how does profit share actually work? 472 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,645 We'll never make it back. 473 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:45,273 It doesn't count if you predict things that are obvious. 474 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:48,317 Would you not care to blight your lovely eyes forever 475 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,653 with one brief glimpse of a thing 476 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,530 most horrid and foul? 477 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,323 All my savings went into that balloon. 478 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,658 All of our savings! 479 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,161 I'll make it cheaper, just for you. 480 00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,246 -Sixpence. -Get off me. 481 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,290 Tuppence? All right, a penny. 482 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,958 That's my final offer. 483 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,460 Why should I? 484 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:09,338 Why? Why? 485 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,300 Because it's from the castle. 486 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,553 The... castle? 487 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,181 That castle? 488 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,017 Castle... 489 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:24,062 Grotteskew? 490 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,566 The very same. 491 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,574 -I can't sleep. -I'm scared. 492 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,242 -Turn the light on. -It is on. 493 00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:39,702 You've got your eyes shut. 494 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,121 Where's Stitch Head? 495 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,584 This is all my fault. 496 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:50,254 I did the Dingle-Dangle and that's why Stitch Head left. 497 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:54,801 So I must go down to the town and rescue him. 498 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,262 But the townsfolk! 499 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,680 The angry mob! 500 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:00,723 Aren't you scared? 501 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,683 Nope. 502 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:04,227 Well, yes. 503 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:09,690 But Stitch Head is my bestest best friend ever 504 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:15,196 and rescuing is what best friends do. 505 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,582 Right, showtime! 506 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,501 But, I... 507 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,710 I look... 508 00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:31,254 Ready to go? 509 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,131 Where's the show? 510 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:35,216 They'll scream. 511 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,760 And that's the idea! 512 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,303 The artist... 513 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:42,265 holds a mirror up to beauty. 514 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,600 Someone's going to get impatient out here. 515 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:48,563 The public doesn't even stop to glance. 516 00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:51,149 Have you got the monster in there or not? 517 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:53,442 But... 518 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:56,237 ♪ Show them something frightful ♪ 519 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,866 ♪ The reaction's quite delightful ♪ 520 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:01,367 I want my money back! 521 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:06,998 ♪ They'll be queuing for an eyeful ♪ 522 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:10,126 ♪ And they'll ♪ 523 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,336 ♪ Scream ♪ 524 00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:14,505 You can't keep me here against my will. 525 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:17,300 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 526 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,135 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 527 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,595 ♪ Oh, nothing quite delivers ♪ 528 00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:22,180 ♪ Like the good old-fashioned shivers ♪ 529 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:23,556 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 530 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,308 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 531 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,392 ♪ If you want them all to love you ♪ 532 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,602 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 533 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:29,103 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 534 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,479 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 535 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:31,772 ♪ Make 'em choke, make 'em gag ♪ 536 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,357 ♪ And success is in the bag ♪ 537 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,775 ♪ There's nothing quite as gorgeous ♪ 538 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,360 ♪ As an audience that's nauseous ♪ 539 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:37,361 ♪ If you want them all to love you ♪ 540 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,988 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 541 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,781 ♪ Wake their ♪ 542 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:42,366 ♪ Primitive responses from deep down in their unconscious ♪ 543 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:43,743 ♪ Outrage, sicken and disgust 'em ♪ 544 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:45,745 ♪ Gross 'em out and maladjust 'em ♪ 545 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,330 ♪ Break all their taboos and you'll make the evening news ♪ 546 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,372 ♪ With rave reviews, a million views ♪ 547 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,082 ♪ And make 'em scream ♪ 548 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:51,375 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 549 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:53,294 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 550 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,503 ♪ Give 'em terror, give 'em horror ♪ 551 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,130 ♪ Give 'em Sodom and Gomorrah ♪ 552 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,506 ♪ Make 'em jump, make 'em spook ♪ 553 00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,883 ♪ If you can, then make 'em puke ♪ 554 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:04,305 ♪ If you want them all to love you ♪ 555 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,516 ♪ Make 'em ♪ 556 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:12,104 ♪ Scream ♪ 557 00:37:12,146 --> 00:37:13,898 ♪ Make 'em scream! ♪ 558 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,277 Was that all part of the show? 559 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,029 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 560 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,197 We're just warming up. 561 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,324 But what am I meant to do? 562 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,368 -Roar! -Do a handstand! 563 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,494 Wave your arms. 564 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:27,954 From the back of the throat. 565 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,121 Oh, wave your legs. 566 00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:30,873 And then do another handstand. 567 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:35,086 Let your eyes reflect the sheer futility of mortal existence. 568 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:36,712 Nothing. 569 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,967 Just be yourself. 570 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:45,012 Get in here! 571 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:52,561 Prepare for the worst! 572 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:56,065 The ghastly, the grotesque, 573 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,277 the Ghoul of Grotteskew! 574 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,419 Ladies, we've got a winner. 575 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,630 Get a mop, Horace. 576 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,429 But what will you do if a human sees you? 577 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,264 -Run away! -Dig a hole! 578 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,474 -Curl into a ball. -Yes! 579 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,478 No, I have a plan. 580 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,691 Not to be noticed in the first place. 581 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,067 Ooh. 582 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:44,697 I will flit, catlike, from one shadow to the next. 583 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:49,493 Invisible, silent, unseen. 584 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:53,080 He's my hero. 585 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,957 Are you ready for the equipment? 586 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,375 Ready. 587 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,349 Wait! 588 00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:13,809 Wash bag. 589 00:39:27,656 --> 00:39:30,576 And the camouflage. 590 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:50,554 Any last words? 591 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:57,103 I will return with Stitch Head, 592 00:39:57,144 --> 00:40:00,147 or I will not return at all. 593 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,776 Sorry, what? 594 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:07,738 I will return with Stitch Head, 595 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:13,494 or I will not return at all. 596 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,872 No, sorry, not quite catching that. 597 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,375 I will return with-- 598 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,626 Just open the gate, Steve. 599 00:40:32,012 --> 00:40:33,889 So brave. 600 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:35,057 Very brave. 601 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,934 Very, very brave. 602 00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:39,812 He's toast. 603 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,397 Yeah, doesn't stand a chance. 604 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,731 Is it okay if we shut the gate now 605 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,775 before an angry mob comes in? 606 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:00,458 Hi-ya. 607 00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:04,044 Hi-ya! 608 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,422 Oh, no, no, no, no. 609 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:15,681 Whoa! 610 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,867 Hmm. Ah. 611 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,372 The Ghoul of Grotteskew! 612 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,419 Next! 613 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,509 And the next, please. 614 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:56,138 Arabella, you are not seeing that. 615 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,473 Oh, Nan! 616 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,433 The Ghoul of Grotteskew. 617 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,809 A shilling. 618 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:03,521 Ticket, please. 619 00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:04,563 Enjoy the show. 620 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,106 Next, please. 621 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:07,858 The Ghoul of Grotteskew. 622 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,777 And the next, please. 623 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:10,819 Scuse me. 624 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,405 -Ticket, please. -Arabella! 625 00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,532 Next, please. 626 00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:15,950 -Ticket. -The Ghoul. 627 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:17,576 Next, please. 628 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,038 Ticket. 629 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,331 Next, please. 630 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,582 Arabella? 631 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:24,667 -Nan... -The Ghoul. 632 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,044 Arabella! 633 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,129 Grotteskew! 634 00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:30,464 -Next. -Ticket. 635 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:31,465 Oh. 636 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,552 Scuse me, boss. 637 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,140 Next! 638 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,393 You can't frighten me. 639 00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:44,395 Nothing frightens me. 640 00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:46,605 No, sir. Of course not, sir. 641 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,964 High-five. 642 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,677 Don't forget to leave a review! 643 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,470 Oh, you beast. 644 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,389 Ooh. 645 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,349 Awoo. 646 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,393 Arr. 647 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,395 Ta-da. 648 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,064 Hey. 649 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:33,485 Next! Next! Next! 650 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:36,113 Next! Next! 651 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,406 Next! 652 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,283 That's it. Last one. 653 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:42,369 Stitch Head, come on out, my lad. 654 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:46,582 They love you. 655 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,292 Just like I said. 656 00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:52,671 We've got a hit! 657 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,136 Mwah! 658 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,442 I knew you'd be a star! 659 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:14,902 Wanna work out sometime? 660 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:16,987 No, he's working out with me. 661 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,463 Arabella. 662 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,714 No going out. 663 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,258 The monster's frightful, I tell you. 664 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,426 Frightful! 665 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:44,348 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 666 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,087 Shh... 667 00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,464 It's okay, Buster. 668 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,466 Quiet. Shh-shh-shh. 669 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,225 Shh. 670 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,022 Good doggie. 671 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,363 It's occupied. 672 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,740 Go away! 673 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,745 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 674 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,882 I let myself in. That's not weird, is it? 675 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:02,885 Lolly? I licked it. 676 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,219 That is weird. 677 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,599 Shh. 678 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,478 Keep quiet or we're both completely dead. 679 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,564 Unless you're dead already, I suppose. 680 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,275 'Cause the Ghoul of Grotteskew makes you sound like a ghost, 681 00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:20,944 but you don't look like a ghost at all. 682 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,239 Ooh. 683 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,910 What's your real name? 684 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,376 Or do they just call you something like "Stitch Head"? 685 00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:38,587 How did you know? 686 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,215 Er, so obvious. Arabella. 687 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,593 You okay? 688 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,512 Don't be scared. 689 00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:48,472 Aren't you scared? 690 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,556 Of course not. 691 00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:51,600 Being scared is stupid. 692 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,061 Then why are you here? 693 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,980 I have questions. 694 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:58,982 Your name. We did that. 695 00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:01,109 How old are you? Who created you? 696 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,153 Why have you come from the castle, and... 697 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:06,448 Don't you miss the other monsters? 698 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,908 How do you know about... 699 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:10,202 I mean, what other monsters? 700 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:13,330 And how do you know about them if they exist? 701 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:14,957 Which they don't. 702 00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:18,418 So! Rise and shine, my boy! 703 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:21,129 We're going to make it bigger, better, scarier than-- 704 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,589 What's that? 705 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:25,592 No! 706 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,805 No peeking without paying! That's a shilling! 707 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,181 Now! 708 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:34,643 Keep the change. 709 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,895 Right, that's it! 710 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,315 Wait. You haven't screamed. 711 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,570 Ah. 712 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,114 Freak! 713 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,659 Ooh. 714 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,287 Rehearsal. Private. 715 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:58,750 So, our next show, a spectacular to set the world alight. 716 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:00,836 And what will you do? 717 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,963 Just be myself. 718 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,006 What? 719 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,508 The same thing as the last show? 720 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,051 I thought they loved me. 721 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:09,720 They did. Loved. 722 00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:11,430 Loved-d-d. "D-d-d." 723 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:12,598 Past tense. 724 00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:14,266 Just because they loved you yesterday 725 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,226 doesn't mean that they'll love you again tomorrow, 726 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,520 just like that. 727 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:21,064 Love has to be earned. 728 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,943 Uh, how? 729 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:29,489 You have to give them more. 730 00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:32,075 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 731 00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:35,913 -♪ For a freakish romance? ♪ -♪ For a freakish romance? ♪ 732 00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:38,040 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 733 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,416 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 734 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,877 ♪ But you might poop your pants? ♪ 735 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,086 ♪ Poop your pants ♪ 736 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:46,256 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 737 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,427 Prepare to be terrified... 738 00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:53,805 ...by the Ghoul of Grotteskew. 739 00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:58,226 But you can call him "Stitch Head." 740 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,731 Your cue... 741 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,651 ♪ See, your brain blows up when you see me close up ♪ 742 00:49:05,692 --> 00:49:08,904 ♪ Lock your kids inside, this is for the grown-ups ♪ 743 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:12,157 ♪ I'm so killer, I'm so creepy, turn you paler than tzatziki ♪ 744 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,034 ♪ Don't you know they call me Stitch Head? ♪ 745 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,577 ♪ 'Cause I scare myself to pieces ♪ 746 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:19,122 ♪ When I say "Stitch," you say "Head" ♪ 747 00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:20,707 -Stitch. -Head! 748 00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,417 -Stitch! -Head! 749 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,002 ♪ Come on, when I say "Stitch," you say "Head"! ♪ 750 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,337 -Stitch! Stitch! -Head! Head! 751 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,130 ♪ Made of bodies long since dead ♪ 752 00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:28,632 -Stitch! Stitch! -Head! Head! 753 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,342 ♪ My limbs are hanging by a thread ♪ 754 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,052 -Stitch! Stitch! -Head! Head! 755 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:34,304 ♪ So always check beneath your bed ♪ 756 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:36,598 -It's Stitch Head! -So are you hot for monsters? 757 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,768 -We'll sizzle your tongue. -Come on in and sneak a peek. 758 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,228 But not for too long. 759 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:43,647 Are you hungry for monsters? 760 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,982 Table for one? 761 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:47,317 Then get ready to freak! 762 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:52,030 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 763 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:54,866 Stitch Head T-shirts, posters, signed postcards, mugs, 764 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:57,995 lunchboxes and commemorative Stitch Head tea towels 765 00:49:58,036 --> 00:49:59,204 are available here! 766 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,999 All at a very reasonable price! 767 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,543 Marvelous, my boy, marvelous! 768 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:07,838 Carry on like this, and one day all this will be yours! 769 00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:10,465 -What, us too? -You're not selling me again! 770 00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:11,717 Three for the price of two 771 00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:14,428 only on the pajama sets, you pea brain! 772 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:21,685 Stitch Head! Stitch Head! 773 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:28,191 And now, my boy, look at that! 774 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,946 Ta-da! Do you see? 775 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,657 Yours, all yours! 776 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:38,118 Well, technically, it's hire purchase, but-- 777 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:49,629 Ow. 778 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:55,802 Nothing is too good for my Stitch Head, that's what I say! 779 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:58,847 But, um, stay away from the windows, hmm? 780 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,933 No pictures unless they're paying, right? 781 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,560 Right. 782 00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:06,646 And remember, no visitors. 783 00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:08,523 Course not. 784 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,233 Enjoy. 785 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,033 What do I always say? 786 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,367 We'll get paid next week? 787 00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:21,286 No! Keep your eyes peeled! 788 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:26,875 No one goes in or out without my say-so! 789 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,091 No, no, no, no! 790 00:51:34,132 --> 00:51:35,383 Profit share means-- 791 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,718 And who pays for the merch? 792 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,178 Do you think I get 10,000 793 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,555 Stitch Head pajama sets for free? 794 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:41,598 I have overheads! 795 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,893 Do you even know what overheads are? 796 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,229 So, did you like the show? 797 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,980 They loved me, right? 798 00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:51,108 You think? 799 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,569 You're hurt. 800 00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:02,494 Want a Stitch Head bottle opener? 801 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,246 Who needs a Stitch Head bottle opener? 802 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:06,873 I know, but they're buying them 803 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,167 just because they have my face on 'em. 804 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:12,462 If that's not love... 805 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:13,797 what is? 806 00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,675 I don't know. 807 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:20,637 Something like-- 808 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:22,597 Rescue! Ha-ha! 809 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,266 Thank goodness you're alone! 810 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:25,934 -I-- -Hello! 811 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,769 -Human! -Shh! 812 00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,230 -What was that? -Like I said, an overhead. 813 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,315 That's worth a tenner at least. 814 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,568 -Boy! -Quick! 815 00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:36,695 -Hide! -What about your friend? 816 00:52:36,736 --> 00:52:38,238 In here. 817 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,489 Seriously? 818 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,740 What's wrong with it? 819 00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:42,117 Is someone in there? 820 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,411 No, it's just me. 821 00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:46,204 Do I need to be more frightening? 822 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:47,998 Stitch Head, watch out! 823 00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:49,708 Humans! 824 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,877 -Everywhere! -What was that? 825 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,086 Ah! Nothing! 826 00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:54,171 Pleased to meet you. 827 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,089 -Get back! -No visitors! 828 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:57,966 No one in here! 829 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,843 -Oh! -Oops. 830 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:02,095 Break it down, boys! 831 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,805 Hmm. 832 00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:06,433 What? What was that noise? 833 00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:09,227 Oh, just working on my monstrousness. 834 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:10,812 Any good? 835 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,231 Yes. No. 836 00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:15,317 Very good. 837 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:16,651 Good night. 838 00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:19,487 No visitors. 839 00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:21,364 I wouldn't dream of it. 840 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:23,533 Hmm. 841 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,704 Hey! 842 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,832 Nice cupboard. 843 00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:35,295 Human! 844 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:38,131 It... touched me! 845 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,967 So, what's the plan? 846 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,555 You want fame, fortune, girlfriends? 847 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:51,144 Then guard that caravan. 848 00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:52,896 Hmm. 849 00:53:54,689 --> 00:53:55,899 Ooh. 850 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,568 Hmm. 851 00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,534 Get away! 852 00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:09,079 Get away, get away, get away! 853 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,705 What are you doing? 854 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,958 Quick! Now! Push her out the door! 855 00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:14,334 What? No! 856 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:15,710 Go monsters! 857 00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:22,425 Uh... 858 00:54:22,467 --> 00:54:24,803 Uh... 859 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,437 Uh-oh. 860 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,874 Yeah! 861 00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:10,390 Hmm? 862 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:11,850 Oh. 863 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,357 Stay dignified. 864 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:22,777 We could be poor, but happy. 865 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,241 We lost the caravan. 866 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,522 Watch out! 867 00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,691 Careful! She's dangerous. 868 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:04,819 Any minute she'll form an angry mob! 869 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,657 It isn't true. 870 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:11,618 I got it wrong. 871 00:56:11,659 --> 00:56:14,079 Humans don't form angry mobs. 872 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,498 Humans love me. 873 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,919 But I've come to rescue you. 874 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,879 I know. 875 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:25,715 And thank you. 876 00:56:29,302 --> 00:56:31,137 But I don't want to be rescued. 877 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,892 But what about all the monsters? 878 00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:39,896 Don't you think it's time they learnt to look after themselves? 879 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:44,025 And... what about me? 880 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,738 You love castles, remember? 881 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,792 Goodbye. 882 00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:06,548 Could you take me back to the circus, please? 883 00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:21,104 No following. 884 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,737 Goodbye. 885 00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:31,990 Bestest best friend. 886 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,881 -Stitch Head? -Stitch Head? 887 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:51,468 Stitch Head? 888 00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:54,471 -Sign this, please! -Stitch Head! 889 00:57:54,512 --> 00:57:57,390 I want a selfie! 890 00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:59,058 I love your work so much. 891 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:01,102 Oh, Stitch Head, I'm your biggest fan! 892 00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:02,729 He's so dreamy! 893 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:06,107 -Stitch Head! -Stitch Head! 894 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:10,653 Stitch Head! 895 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,823 Come with me. 896 00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:16,117 There's something you need to see. 897 00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:17,660 But my fans... 898 00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:21,039 Arabella? 899 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,790 -Shh. -You're staying in. 900 00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:24,626 The monster's on the streets. 901 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,919 You know what I told you? 902 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,671 If he sees you, he'll eat you! 903 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:32,550 Right, I'm off to get an autograph. 904 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:36,513 Hmm. 905 00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:48,525 How did you... 906 00:58:48,566 --> 00:58:51,945 I sneak out and I peek. 907 00:58:51,986 --> 00:58:54,614 It's completely not allowed. 908 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:57,992 Are they any good? 909 00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:01,162 Well, Ermintrude's only got six legs. 910 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:04,707 And Shelley's more orange than brown. 911 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:08,127 But yes, they're good. 912 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:11,172 Very good. 913 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,340 And who's that, then? 914 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:15,260 Oh, that's just Creature. 915 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:17,845 Came to rescue you? 916 00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:20,807 He thinks he's my bestest best friend ever. 917 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,601 And is he? 918 00:59:24,852 --> 00:59:26,646 He doesn't understand. 919 00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:30,275 People love me. 920 00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:34,404 Really? 921 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,867 I love you, Stitch Head! Stitch Head! 922 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,080 Looks like it to me. 923 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:14,319 Artistes. The talent. 924 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,820 Ha! 925 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:17,322 Always the same. 926 01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:20,950 However good the trailer is, it's never enough. 927 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,750 Fine. Trash the trailer. 928 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:29,834 Go it on your own. 929 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,128 Have your "solo career"! 930 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:34,756 You think you'd do it better without me? 931 01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:36,466 Well, just you wait and see. 932 01:00:36,507 --> 01:00:38,301 I made you. 933 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,802 I took you in. 934 01:00:39,844 --> 01:00:43,765 I treated you like my own child! 935 01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,934 And this is how you thank me? 936 01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:53,232 He could come to me 937 01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:56,319 on bended knee! 938 01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:59,656 I wouldn't take him back in a thousand years. 939 01:00:59,697 --> 01:01:02,200 Shh. 940 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,709 You've come back? 941 01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:15,171 And you'll play the next show? 942 01:01:15,213 --> 01:01:16,297 Mm. 943 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:20,426 The most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, 944 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:22,804 trouser-messing show on Earth? 945 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:25,390 Yes! 946 01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:28,309 We're gonna be rich! 947 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,019 I'll make you famous like you'd never believe! 948 01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:32,980 Before an audience of thousands! 949 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:35,274 A show that redefines the limits of the monstrous, 950 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:38,319 the bizarre, and the grotesque. 951 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:39,821 Tonight, Rubbers Duggin. 952 01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:42,156 Tomorrow, the capitals of the world! 953 01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:45,702 Playing for the great and the good, the kings and queens, 954 01:01:45,743 --> 01:01:47,995 for adoring millions! 955 01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:53,209 They are going to love you! 956 01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:08,349 Ladies and gentlemen, 957 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:11,436 welcome to the show that will braise your brain, 958 01:02:11,477 --> 01:02:14,480 gut your stomach, and burst your bladder. 959 01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:18,484 Are you ready to confront your deepest fears? 960 01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:20,611 -Yes! -Ready to plunge 961 01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:24,699 into the black abyss of horror that is the unknown? 962 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:25,700 Yes! 963 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:29,537 Are you ready for monsters? 964 01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:34,709 Then behold a dramatic reconstruction 965 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:37,879 in painstaking historic detail. 966 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:42,550 The capture of the Ghoul of Grotteskew. 967 01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:53,227 Behold above the castle grim, 968 01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:55,855 and there behind its windows dim 969 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:59,275 there lurks and howls in primitive sin 970 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:03,529 the gruesome Ghoul of Grotteskew. 971 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:08,743 See his mouth besmirched with blood. 972 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,953 There remains no doubt of children good 973 01:03:10,995 --> 01:03:13,247 who simply had not understood 974 01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:17,710 in Grotteskew, do not set foot. 975 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,756 It's not a friendly neighborhood. 976 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:22,882 Hmm. 977 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:26,761 But lo, here comes a hero brave, 978 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:29,931 Fulbert Freakfinder, here to save 979 01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:33,184 this wretched beast from the living grave 980 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:36,813 that is the Castle Grotteskew. 981 01:03:36,854 --> 01:03:38,606 -"Never." -Never! 982 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,983 But Fulbert, hero unafraid, 983 01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:44,111 knows this savage must be saved. 984 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,614 Put on display, put on the stage, 985 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:50,535 not rot in Castle Grotteskew. 986 01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:53,454 Oh, he's so dreamy. 987 01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:55,790 He takes his lasso, throws it long, 988 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,626 he snares the Ghoul, but forces strong 989 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,211 hold back the beast. 990 01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:03,047 It's all gone wrong! 991 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:07,885 -Huh? -"Chain hands now." 992 01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:09,637 The beast resists, 993 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,931 the beast fights back. 994 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,850 And one by one, 995 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:17,311 his stitches snap. 996 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:22,942 Help. 997 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,570 You say, "No, no! I will not go!" 998 01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:28,531 No, no! Ow! 999 01:04:29,323 --> 01:04:30,700 No! 1000 01:04:30,741 --> 01:04:32,910 -Don't you think we should-- -No, he's fine. 1001 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:34,412 Oh. 1002 01:04:36,205 --> 01:04:38,666 Hold on, lad, they're loving it. 1003 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,252 Jump, Mimi! 1004 01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:45,006 No! 1005 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:49,343 After a brief interval in which you are welcome to purchase 1006 01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:52,346 our attractively priced refreshments in the foyer, 1007 01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:58,060 you shall witness how I, Fulbert Freakfinder, 1008 01:04:58,102 --> 01:05:01,480 sew Stitch Head back together. 1009 01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:07,236 But first, prepare for churned stomachs, 1010 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,864 exploded minds and whittled seats 1011 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,533 as Stitch Head's stitches 1012 01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:14,744 are torn apart! 1013 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,918 No! 1014 01:05:23,544 --> 01:05:25,671 No! 1015 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,635 No! 1016 01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:39,977 Monster! 1017 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:42,480 Humans! 1018 01:05:55,993 --> 01:05:57,662 -Stitch Head! -Creature! 1019 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,091 Oh! 1020 01:06:11,175 --> 01:06:12,760 Stitch Head! 1021 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,157 This way! Go! 1022 01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:36,784 Ah! 1023 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,619 Humans! 1024 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:44,250 Arabella! 1025 01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:48,379 You know that thing? 1026 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:50,423 Yes! He is a creature of Grotteskew! 1027 01:06:50,464 --> 01:06:52,133 And he's Stitch Head's bestest friend! 1028 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:54,802 And he's come to rescue him and take him back to Grotteskew 1029 01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:58,264 where he and all the other monsters are safe! 1030 01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:01,183 "Other monsters"? 1031 01:07:01,225 --> 01:07:03,644 Yes! They've all been awoken to Almost Life 1032 01:07:03,686 --> 01:07:05,646 by the Mad Professor, but they all live peacefully 1033 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:10,151 in the castle, and there's nothing you can do about it! 1034 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:12,278 Boss! The circus! 1035 01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:13,779 The caravans! 1036 01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:15,364 The balloon! 1037 01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:17,533 Forget about all that. 1038 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:22,163 We've just landed the jackpot! 1039 01:07:24,665 --> 01:07:26,042 What about Arabella? 1040 01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:27,334 She's a human! 1041 01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:32,173 What does she need to be afraid of? 1042 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,341 The castle's that way! 1043 01:07:34,383 --> 01:07:36,469 But you don't want to go back to the castle. 1044 01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:39,138 The monsters have to look after themselves! 1045 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,848 I think I changed my mind. 1046 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,725 You did? 1047 01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:50,524 On balance, this does feel better. 1048 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:55,279 People of Guggers Nuffin! 1049 01:07:56,739 --> 01:07:59,575 People of Duffers Noggin! 1050 01:08:02,995 --> 01:08:04,246 Oi! 1051 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:12,129 You are afraid. 1052 01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:15,883 -Deeply afraid! -I am. 1053 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,843 But the time has come 1054 01:08:17,885 --> 01:08:19,553 to throw off your fear. 1055 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:22,306 Too long have you been intimidated! 1056 01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:24,850 Too long have you trembled in terror! 1057 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:28,145 Too long have you lived in the shadow... 1058 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:31,065 of monstrosity! 1059 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:33,734 But now, 1060 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,278 the abominations of Grotteskew have gone too far. 1061 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,739 They have crossed a line! 1062 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,908 They have kidnapped 1063 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,035 a little girl. 1064 01:08:45,996 --> 01:08:47,957 Oh. 1065 01:08:47,998 --> 01:08:51,794 Arabella! 1066 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:56,590 But there is still a chance that she still lives! 1067 01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:58,259 Up there! 1068 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:01,387 In Castle Grotteskew! 1069 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,682 People of... 1070 01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:08,018 ...whatever this place is called. 1071 01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:10,146 The time has come! 1072 01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:16,735 The time to form an angry mob! 1073 01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:27,288 Off you go then. 1074 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:39,300 You are mean! You are evil! You-- 1075 01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:41,677 And you are very inconvenient. 1076 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:44,221 -Back in the sack, boys. -Come here. 1077 01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:46,599 But isn't it a bit off? 1078 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,977 Oh, don't be such moaning Minnies. 1079 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,896 The castle is full of monsters, 1080 01:09:51,937 --> 01:09:53,981 and you know what monsters mean? 1081 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:56,066 Uh... 1082 01:09:56,108 --> 01:09:58,485 Money, you morons! 1083 01:09:58,527 --> 01:10:02,823 Monsters mean money! 1084 01:10:07,661 --> 01:10:09,455 Oh, sorry. 1085 01:10:09,496 --> 01:10:11,457 Sorry. 1086 01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:15,711 These woods are very dark. 1087 01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,632 It's Creature! And he has got Stitch Head! 1088 01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:21,926 He has rescued Stitch Head! 1089 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:23,677 Open the gates! 1090 01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:28,349 Friend! 1091 01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:30,184 We made it! 1092 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:32,811 -You did it! -You did it! 1093 01:10:32,853 --> 01:10:35,272 And, you didn't die! 1094 01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:36,982 Wow! 1095 01:10:43,989 --> 01:10:45,616 I'm sorry. 1096 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:48,285 I should never have left the castle. 1097 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:51,956 Why did you go, Stitch Head? 1098 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,251 I just wanted to be loved. 1099 01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:58,921 But we love you. 1100 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:02,383 We always loved you! 1101 01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:06,345 Exactly! 1102 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:12,935 You're my bestest best friend, remember? 1103 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:22,027 Aw. 1104 01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:23,904 So cute. 1105 01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:28,450 Don't want to interrupt 1106 01:11:28,492 --> 01:11:30,619 if you're having a moment here, but, um... 1107 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:40,421 Burn the castle! 1108 01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:42,256 An angry mob! 1109 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:44,300 Close the gates! 1110 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,850 -Run away! -Run away! 1111 01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:58,397 -Huh? -Run away! 1112 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,400 Attack! 1113 01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:08,991 Forward! 1114 01:12:17,791 --> 01:12:19,335 Stop! 1115 01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:20,961 Huh? 1116 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:23,964 We are monsters. 1117 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:26,633 And if I learnt anything down in that town, 1118 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:29,803 it's that people are afraid of monsters. 1119 01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:32,931 Don't you mean that the other way around? 1120 01:12:32,973 --> 01:12:33,807 No! 1121 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,309 If humans were afraid of me, 1122 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:37,311 how are they going to react to Alice? 1123 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,355 Huh? 1124 01:12:39,396 --> 01:12:40,814 Aw. 1125 01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:43,317 Well, I find that rather insensitive. 1126 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,652 This is no time for hurt feelings! 1127 01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:50,366 This is time to let out your monstrousness! 1128 01:12:51,408 --> 01:12:53,452 What monstrousness? 1129 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:55,204 You are monsters! 1130 01:12:55,245 --> 01:12:56,622 You want to be monstrous. 1131 01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:58,374 It's in your nature! 1132 01:12:58,415 --> 01:12:59,833 Huh? 1133 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:04,630 Just be whoever you'd be if you weren't afraid! 1134 01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:08,384 But Stitch Head. 1135 01:13:08,425 --> 01:13:11,512 We are afraid! 1136 01:13:18,852 --> 01:13:20,396 Monsters! 1137 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:44,795 -Don't be frightened! -Run away! 1138 01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:07,067 Oh? 1139 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,416 Ah. 1140 01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:31,800 Ooh! I love me when I'm angry! 1141 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:36,054 Whoa. 1142 01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:46,190 We've got you now! 1143 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,308 Let's finish this. 1144 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:39,201 Ah! 1145 01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,509 Huh? 1146 01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:03,559 Ah. 1147 01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:09,523 Oh. 1148 01:16:31,628 --> 01:16:33,880 It's monster time. 1149 01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:59,239 This is fun! 1150 01:17:06,371 --> 01:17:09,458 Can't we just go back to the old show? 1151 01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:12,336 Never, you losers! Sack! 1152 01:17:12,377 --> 01:17:15,589 Boss, you're never gonna catch monsters like that. 1153 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,299 I don't need monsters. 1154 01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:19,926 Just like I don't need you! 1155 01:17:19,968 --> 01:17:23,138 All I need is the monster-maker. 1156 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:25,766 -Help! -Oh, don't be such a baby. 1157 01:17:29,686 --> 01:17:31,271 Freeze! 1158 01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,981 Or I'll bite his ear off! 1159 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:35,692 Wait a minute! 1160 01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:43,283 I thought you'd been kidnapped by this lot. 1161 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:45,827 By the monsters? Pah! 1162 01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:47,996 We can explain. 1163 01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:50,791 Can we? 1164 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:52,501 Mm-hmm. 1165 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:55,796 Live! Live! 1166 01:17:55,837 --> 01:18:00,550 You will be my greatest creation ever! 1167 01:18:07,182 --> 01:18:08,642 What? 1168 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,894 What on earth are you doing? You can't walk into a-- Oh? 1169 01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:13,980 Professor? Fulbert Freakfinder, 1170 01:18:14,022 --> 01:18:16,692 your greatest fan. 1171 01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:19,653 And your new employer! 1172 01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:24,991 Not so fast, Freakfinder! 1173 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:27,786 You? 1174 01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:31,748 Dingle-Dangle! 1175 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:34,876 You've got talent, Stitch Head. 1176 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:38,296 Come with me! 1177 01:18:38,338 --> 01:18:39,464 Never! 1178 01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:41,758 Eek! 1179 01:18:46,763 --> 01:18:49,933 The Professor never loved you. 1180 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:52,394 Or you'd never have left the castle, would you? 1181 01:18:52,436 --> 01:18:53,854 No! 1182 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:01,445 Pull! 1183 01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:03,572 Whoa! 1184 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:06,366 He's getting away! 1185 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:08,201 Pull harder! 1186 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,586 Harder! 1187 01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,799 Think what you're giving up, Stitch Head. 1188 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:27,637 A new monster each week! To do with as we please! 1189 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:29,306 Harder! 1190 01:19:29,347 --> 01:19:31,725 But, Stitch Head! Your stitches! 1191 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:33,769 Audiences would love us! 1192 01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:37,564 That's not love! 1193 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:40,525 Then what is? 1194 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,571 Harder! 1195 01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:50,410 Yes! 1196 01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:04,508 Oh. 1197 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:08,178 So, you see, I wasn't kidnapped by the monsters, 1198 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:10,055 I was kidnapped by the Freaks! 1199 01:20:11,431 --> 01:20:13,725 We-- Er-- Yeah. 1200 01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:14,935 Our bad. 1201 01:20:14,976 --> 01:20:16,812 I feel very awkward. 1202 01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:19,272 So? What are you going to do now? 1203 01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:20,398 Run away? 1204 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,609 -Hide? -Blame somebody else? 1205 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:26,321 No! You are going to say sorry! 1206 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,282 Now! 1207 01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:30,742 Oh. 1208 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:32,911 Right. 1209 01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:35,288 Sorry about the whole angry mob thing. 1210 01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:36,957 Oh, it's fine. Don't mention it. 1211 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:38,625 Everyone makes mistakes. 1212 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,337 And shake hands! 1213 01:20:45,465 --> 01:20:47,300 Like you mean it! 1214 01:20:49,719 --> 01:20:52,973 So, where did that Freakfinder get to, then? 1215 01:20:57,227 --> 01:20:59,312 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1216 01:20:59,354 --> 01:21:01,857 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1217 01:21:01,898 --> 01:21:03,900 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1218 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,695 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 1219 01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:08,363 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1220 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:10,991 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 1221 01:21:11,032 --> 01:21:12,909 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 1222 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:15,328 ♪ I know I was so wrong ♪ 1223 01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:17,247 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1224 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,833 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1225 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,751 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1226 01:21:21,793 --> 01:21:24,170 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 1227 01:21:24,212 --> 01:21:26,172 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1228 01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:28,758 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 1229 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,594 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 1230 01:21:30,635 --> 01:21:32,929 ♪ I know I was so wrong ♪ 1231 01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:35,015 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1232 01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:37,183 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1233 01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:39,060 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1234 01:21:39,102 --> 01:21:41,271 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 1235 01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:43,690 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1236 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,984 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1237 01:21:46,026 --> 01:21:48,111 ♪ I know you were right. ♪ 1238 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:04,544 Huh. Fair enough. 1239 01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:27,275 You will always be... 1240 01:22:29,235 --> 01:22:31,613 ...my bestest best friend. 1241 01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:38,620 Stitch Head. 1242 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,706 Stitch Head? 1243 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,965 Stitch Head. 1244 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:54,594 Yes. Yes. 1245 01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:58,640 I called you Stitch Head. 1246 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:05,146 And you called me Tiny. 1247 01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:09,818 Geoff. 1248 01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:11,778 Ermintrude. 1249 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,029 Mary. 1250 01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:15,156 Shelley. 1251 01:23:16,741 --> 01:23:17,867 Barney. 1252 01:23:17,909 --> 01:23:20,453 -Woodlouse. -Woodlouse. 1253 01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:21,997 Pigbutt. 1254 01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:24,874 Skaterdog? 1255 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:26,668 Frank? 1256 01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:28,461 Rhinodino? 1257 01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:30,505 Octochicken? 1258 01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:33,383 -Owggagoffakkookkk. -Oh. 1259 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,051 And Steve. 1260 01:23:35,093 --> 01:23:37,137 Hello. 1261 01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,684 And this is Creature. 1262 01:23:44,644 --> 01:23:46,021 You... 1263 01:23:46,813 --> 01:23:48,606 ...made us. 1264 01:23:50,567 --> 01:23:53,194 I... I did. 1265 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,284 And I made Stitch Head. 1266 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,372 Look at the state of him! 1267 01:24:04,414 --> 01:24:06,583 This won't do at all. 1268 01:24:06,624 --> 01:24:08,543 Pass me needle and thread. I'll need the number five. 1269 01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:11,087 And hurry up. We haven't got all day. 1270 01:24:13,506 --> 01:24:14,758 You... 1271 01:24:16,009 --> 01:24:19,763 ...were my very first creation. 1272 01:24:21,347 --> 01:24:24,017 Did you hear that, Stitch Head? 1273 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,186 He said you... 1274 01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:29,522 I know. And you... 1275 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:32,817 are my bestest best friend ever. 1276 01:24:48,249 --> 01:24:50,627 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1277 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:54,464 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1278 01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,882 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1279 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:57,175 ♪ Baby, you got the guts? ♪ 1280 01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:58,551 ♪ You got the guts ♪ 1281 01:24:58,593 --> 01:25:00,637 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1282 01:25:00,678 --> 01:25:02,055 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1283 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,223 ♪ Say you rolling with us ♪ 1284 01:25:03,264 --> 01:25:05,475 ♪ Rolling with us ♪ 1285 01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:07,060 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1286 01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:08,520 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1287 01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:10,230 ♪ We can show you the moves ♪ 1288 01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:11,981 ♪ Show you the moves ♪ 1289 01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:13,441 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1290 01:25:13,483 --> 01:25:15,276 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1291 01:25:15,318 --> 01:25:16,486 ♪ 'Cause we scared of you too ♪ 1292 01:25:16,528 --> 01:25:18,404 ♪ Scared of you too ♪ 1293 01:25:18,446 --> 01:25:20,323 Ey, move, move, move. 1294 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,575 Watch out, it's me, it's Tiny, eh! 1295 01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:25,078 ♪ We nah wan fi bother you ♪ 1296 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,621 ♪ We nah wan fi clobber you ♪ 1297 01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:28,414 ♪ Come and do an interview ♪ 1298 01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:30,208 ♪ You gon' see We're super cool ♪ 1299 01:25:30,250 --> 01:25:31,668 ♪ We're the ones that's scared of you ♪ 1300 01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:33,419 ♪ We'll put on our dinner suit ♪ 1301 01:25:33,461 --> 01:25:34,963 ♪ Yeah, we're vegan, what are you ♪ 1302 01:25:35,004 --> 01:25:36,714 ♪ I'm hungry, can we order food ♪ 1303 01:25:36,756 --> 01:25:39,259 ♪ All we wanna do is play play ♪ 1304 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:42,512 ♪ Our castle's just a little gray gray ♪ 1305 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:45,640 ♪ Can I get a little hey hey ♪ 1306 01:25:45,682 --> 01:25:49,227 ♪ 'Cause we can live together, baby ♪ 1307 01:25:49,269 --> 01:25:51,479 Hold on, hold on. Yo, yo. Where's Tiny at? 1308 01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:54,524 -Where's Tiny at? -Right here. Eh! 1309 01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:57,569 ♪ Game over, game over, freaky little takeover ♪ 1310 01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,697 ♪ Wait, hold up, Tej gonna play it like he's Beethoven ♪ 1311 01:26:00,738 --> 01:26:04,033 ♪ You know and they know we ain't gotta say so ♪ 1312 01:26:04,075 --> 01:26:05,618 ♪ When croc take a poop ♪ 1313 01:26:05,660 --> 01:26:07,453 ♪ Ooh, it's bigger than a Range Rover ♪ 1314 01:26:07,495 --> 01:26:09,038 ♪ We ain't gotta fight now ♪ 1315 01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:10,540 ♪ Different is the new black ♪ 1316 01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:12,292 ♪ I'm-a tell you right now ♪ 1317 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:13,918 ♪ I'm anxious, where's my Prozac? ♪ 1318 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:17,297 ♪ If you got a tough rash or you've got a moustache ♪ 1319 01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:20,508 ♪ Everyone's a monster and we love it ♪ 1320 01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:23,303 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1321 01:26:23,344 --> 01:26:24,721 ♪ Baby, you got the guts? ♪ 1322 01:26:24,762 --> 01:26:26,389 ♪ Baby, you got the guts? ♪ 1323 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,308 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1324 01:26:28,349 --> 01:26:29,559 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1325 01:26:29,601 --> 01:26:31,144 ♪ Say you rolling with us ♪ 1326 01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:32,812 ♪ Say you rolling with us ♪ 1327 01:26:32,854 --> 01:26:35,148 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1328 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:36,316 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1329 01:26:36,357 --> 01:26:37,692 ♪ We can show you the moves ♪ 1330 01:26:37,734 --> 01:26:39,485 ♪ Show you the moves ♪ 1331 01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:41,404 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1332 01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:43,281 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1333 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,490 ♪ 'Cause we scared of you too ♪ 1334 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,242 ♪ We're scared of you too ♪ 1335 01:26:46,284 --> 01:26:49,871 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1336 01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,289 ♪ Hey ♪ 1337 01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:53,124 ♪ Hey ♪ 1338 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,834 ♪ Hey ♪ 1339 01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:56,211 ♪ Hey ♪ 1340 01:26:56,252 --> 01:26:57,337 ♪ Hey ♪ 1341 01:26:57,378 --> 01:26:59,797 ♪ Hey ♪ 1342 01:26:59,839 --> 01:27:01,090 ♪ Hey ♪ 1343 01:27:01,132 --> 01:27:02,842 ♪ Hey ♪ 1344 01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:05,553 ♪ Hey, DJ ♪ 1345 01:27:06,304 --> 01:27:08,765 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1346 01:27:09,557 --> 01:27:11,684 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1347 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:13,686 ♪ M-M-Monster, mon ♪ 1348 01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:16,522 ♪ Mon-Monster ♪ 1349 01:27:30,870 --> 01:27:32,288 ♪ What? ♪ 1350 01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:35,375 ♪ Huh ♪